Thank you kindly for visiting my site. How are you? I’ve been awake since 2:00 am. One thing insomnia’s got going for it: productivity.

What’s new.

I shot a fun role in Joe Black’s new feature, “Chicks, Man,” playing an art gallery owner equally focused on getting a client to be reasonable and getting an assistant to pull her head out of her ass. Joe and I are also collaborating on a short film I’ve written that will feature myself and an Oscar-winning actress. So that’s pretty effing wonderful.

I’ll be reprising my role as Linda the fed-up lawyer in the web series “Cease and Desist.” Authority figures having their last nerve worked are my jam.

Being program staff at Camp AmeriKids for another summer was a ridiculous amount of fun. My partner and I wrote a mash-up of Titanic, The Meg, Pirates of the Caribbean, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob Squarepants (“lost at sea” was the theme – could you tell?). The kids did a great job with it.

I’m still studying Croatian and have a new favorite word: pričekati, (pronounced “PREE-chek-aih-tay”) which means something along the lines of “wait” or “hold up.” Interjections = fun. I also began reading the bible for the first time recently (almost done with Genesis) and studying math, two things I’ve always wanted to have a better handle on. I know, I’m a party animal.

That’s it for now. Please do contact me if you’ve got a project on which you’d like to collaborate; I’m always game to play with inspired people.

Happy please-let-the-temperature-drop-below-eighty-degrees-already* season,


(* may only apply to Los Angeles residents who never got on board with all the sunshine)